Q & A
Woke up this morning with a weird feeling and came up with this:
If I could ask just one question to
Sean ‘Puffy’ Combs:
What’s with all the name changes? First it was Puffy, the Puff Daddy, then P. Diddy and now its just Diddy. Talk about confused! What’s next ‘D’ or ‘P'?
The director of ‘Mother Teresa’ who approached Paris Hilton for the role:
What the hell are you thinking? Do you not know her at all? He said he was impressed that she refused to pose nude for playboy but hey it wouldn’t be anything that the world has not already seen. More importantly… she can’t act
Madonna:
I do agree, you do look great for your age but do you really still need to be putting yourself out there and making videos? Take a hint from Gorillaz and use animation.
Record Labels:
What’s the big idea of releasing a brand new album which has only two new songs and the rest are a compilation from previous albums?
Bollywood Movie makers:
Do you think we are so stupid that we won’t realize that you’ve borrowed an entire screenplay and churned it off as one of your own or have the nerve to say its original?
Punjabi Sin(g)ers:
Don’t all the songs by these artists sound the same? Am fed up with the whole Punjabi-Indi-pop genre.
Apun ka public:
How can you believe the stuff put out there by the politicians and how do you just stand and watch as a man announces that he is going to set himself on fire and try to help only after his entire body is engulfed in flames?
Media:
Why don’t you guys just give all of us a break? Some things do not need to be blown way out of proportion. Yes we are for the exposes on corruption, red tape, exploitation etc., but do we really need an expose on what kind of soap shahrukh uses?
Amithabh Bachchan:
Yes you are a superstar, a legend and an icon but do you really need to do ads for Dabur Chawanprash and Cadbury’s? Do you want to be remembered as the person who uttered the line ‘pappu pass ho gaya’ rather than ‘ye police station hain, tumharey baap ka ghar nahin… jab tak baitney ko na kaha jaaye, shaarafat sey khade raho’
The promoters of SlimFast and AyuSlim:
Wouldn’t the world be a better place if all we needed was to pop a few pills and viola… instant weight loss?
If I could ask just one question to
Sean ‘Puffy’ Combs:
What’s with all the name changes? First it was Puffy, the Puff Daddy, then P. Diddy and now its just Diddy. Talk about confused! What’s next ‘D’ or ‘P'?
The director of ‘Mother Teresa’ who approached Paris Hilton for the role:
What the hell are you thinking? Do you not know her at all? He said he was impressed that she refused to pose nude for playboy but hey it wouldn’t be anything that the world has not already seen. More importantly… she can’t act
Madonna:
I do agree, you do look great for your age but do you really still need to be putting yourself out there and making videos? Take a hint from Gorillaz and use animation.
Record Labels:
What’s the big idea of releasing a brand new album which has only two new songs and the rest are a compilation from previous albums?
Bollywood Movie makers:
Do you think we are so stupid that we won’t realize that you’ve borrowed an entire screenplay and churned it off as one of your own or have the nerve to say its original?
Punjabi Sin(g)ers:
Don’t all the songs by these artists sound the same? Am fed up with the whole Punjabi-Indi-pop genre.
Apun ka public:
How can you believe the stuff put out there by the politicians and how do you just stand and watch as a man announces that he is going to set himself on fire and try to help only after his entire body is engulfed in flames?
Media:
Why don’t you guys just give all of us a break? Some things do not need to be blown way out of proportion. Yes we are for the exposes on corruption, red tape, exploitation etc., but do we really need an expose on what kind of soap shahrukh uses?
Amithabh Bachchan:
Yes you are a superstar, a legend and an icon but do you really need to do ads for Dabur Chawanprash and Cadbury’s? Do you want to be remembered as the person who uttered the line ‘pappu pass ho gaya’ rather than ‘ye police station hain, tumharey baap ka ghar nahin… jab tak baitney ko na kaha jaaye, shaarafat sey khade raho’
The promoters of SlimFast and AyuSlim:
Wouldn’t the world be a better place if all we needed was to pop a few pills and viola… instant weight loss?
posted by Big Man at 12:29 AM
3 Comments:
Paris Hilton was offered Mother Teresa's role???? You are kidding, right? Please tell me you are!
Yes, its true! now you know how I felt when I read that!
no one is kidding she is hot and that makes Mother Teresa a MILF
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